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even good intentions can be abused

I think I'm going to patent the following:

A method for producing musical works using the combination of collected recordings of spoken human voices with traditional and electronic instruments.

Or how about:

A method of recording spoken voices in public places consisting of a microphone and a plywood box.

With a good patent attorney, I could make a living suing musicians. Wouldn't that be a fun and worthy cause?

Patent Absurdity